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Braussie

A Braussie is a person who:

-A. Born in either Britain or Australia, and has moved to either country. (*NOTE: They are not a Braussie if they have not moved to either country*)

-B. Impersonates a British and Australian, and talks like with an accent.

- Has parents that are both British and Australian and raised the child with both heritages.
Guy 1: So dude watch this.
(Girl walks by)

Guy 1: 'Scuse mi poppet! My chap over here is wonderin how an angel like ye not be swarmed by guys

Girl: (Giggles) I like your accent. Where you from? (smiles)

Guy 1: Well from mi Mum N' Pop! Kidden' I be a Braussie.

Girl: Soo... You're a foreigner? (Estatic grin)

Guy 1: Aye, in a sense I be... Aye. Anywho! Mind giving my chap over here your number? He thinks your quite the she devil (Seducing look / charm)

Girl: Sure! (writes down numbers for both guys)

(Girl walks away)

Guy 2: How.. did you do that?

Guy 1: Perks of 'being' a Braussie!
by OriginalBraussie July 6, 2011
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Braussie

A person who is both British and Australian.
"I heard she comes from both Britain and Australia, that makes her a Braussie!"
by calumsnike October 11, 2015
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brassiere

The halter that elevates and holds in place human mammary glands, named for the inventor Phillipelde Brassiere.

Sometime in the mid twentieth century somebody started calling them bras, maybe because they could spell brassiere. Hardly any store advertises or customers ask for brassieres today. It's simply bra.
Dagmar had a hard time finding a store that sold 44DDD bras.
by Richard Black March 30, 2005
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brassiere masochism

A common female experience since many of us spend our days with our tits cruelly funneled into odd shapes and configurations.
My mom passed her brassiere masochism down to all of us who couldn’t wait to have perfect, perky ta-tas just like her’s.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019
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Brassiere

that brassiere makes your boobies look mighty fine...
by flutterbyboob February 17, 2012
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brassiere

A garment worn under the clothes used to "lift and separate" a female's breasts. The names comes from bracière, the old french word referring to arm protector. The brassiere replaced corsets as the female undergarment around the 1900s, when it was most likely developed by Herminie Cadolle. This term is now archaic however and the garment is simply referred to as a "bra," which is french for "arm". Brassiere is only useful when one needs to refer to bras in code:
Eliza: So Laura do you want to go shopping for brassieres tomorrow?
Laura: Alright, that sounds good.
Mike: What's a brassiere?
Eliza: ... really long gloves. It means arm protector in french.
by whimaway September 25, 2010
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ear brassiere

Cold-weather ear band for the fierce and funny here in Minnesota and nearby northern "Heartland" States. Expression utilized when the wind chill dips into below-Siberian-winter levels.
Commonly shouted about in this manner: "It's cold as hell outside!! Don't forget to put on your ear brassiere!" (Which was a typical quote from this writer's salty and sassy Scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: LadyDayFan.)
by VirgoGrrrlie February 25, 2011
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