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Brandon

A sweet guy that girls flock to. He is intelligent, funny, and handome as hell. Once you make eye contact with him, you fall into his dark brown eyes and it's so hard to get out, he cares about everything and is sometimes picky but he is loyal and also stubborn. He's a rare find.
Oh is that Brandon? Damn he lookin fine as hell.
by Wutupmydood May 7, 2017
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A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.
Brandon is suck a Brandon
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The most amazing guy out there, he is so loving and is an amazing kisser. He is the most awesome guy you will ever meet. His dick is so big. He is very attractive and loves cuddles. One of the most funny guys you will ever meet and will almost make you pee yourself from laughing. If you river meet a brandon be sure not to mess up with him or you will regret it.
Person 1 : He is sooo attractive

Person 2 : he must be a brandon

Person 1 : yeah he has a big dick
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A guy who has crushes only on gay girls
Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.
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has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy
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A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!
Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”
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All around great man who loves with his whole heart. From the moment I first met him I was addicted to his silly, goofy, and outrageous ways. Sometimes he can be serious too like when he is in protective mode as a lifeguard. I never met a person like him who could make me laugh so hard that I forget all my stupid insecurities. You will miss him for years until he suddenly shows up when you need him the most. Truly the best person I ever met, I love you so much.
Brandon stole all my pens but somehow I am happy he touched them all.
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