Brandon

A guy who has crushes only on gay girls

Sam: Why is that guy flirting with Tiffany?
Chris: Not sure, he must be a Brandon.

by Jfjtjajjsbtjtieiwjgbhwkamdm February 03, 2017

Brandon

has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy

i love brandon dickkkk

by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018

Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 20, 2018

Brandon

A gay ass frosted flake

That Brandon kid is a gay ass frosted flake

by Btkst01 May 20, 2019

Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 07, 2019

Brandon

An edgy kid with weird elbows who cant read. Likely to scream "Yolo" to hide his homosexuality amongst his alpha Male friends

That kid just srceamed "Yolo". Porbably a Brandon.

by Thomas.J.Bean May 27, 2020

Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 03, 2017