Brandon

Brandon is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is such a good person all together and always cares about you. Brandon will always be there for you when you need him to. All of the girls always want him to like them because they like him. Brandon is the best person ever.

Dang is that a brandon!

by sksksksksksskahahahalol July 21, 2019

Brandon

Brandon: a term used to describe an extremely short child of Jewish decent. Often times he will lash out with fat jokes due to insecurity. When greeting a Brandon it is important to always say "Where are you?" and then look down and say "There you are!" thus shaming him further.

"Hey Brandon. If you can't reach a door handle, do you just go under the door?"

by 6'4" November 6, 2019

Brandon

a really fun guy!!! hes the best guy ever and any girl is lucky to have him. hes adorable.

brandon, hes a really nice and funny dude

by king200 November 8, 2015

Brandon

he's a booger boy who likes eating them. If you ever look under the table, you'll probably find his booger there.

Girl 1: OMG did you see those boogers under the table
Boy 1: DUH! They're Brandon's

by hagottem April 9, 2019

Brandon

has the biggest dick ever and you will wanna fuck him so hard its so cummy

i love brandon dickkkk

by Boss2345198 October 10, 2018

Brandon

A huge dick. Known as a fucking asshole and has a small penis.

Brandon is suck a Brandon

by Dondomflim June 3, 2017

Brandon

A hot rich guy with the most amazing hair and beautiful braces!

Girl:”bro I’m tryna smash Brandon”
Brandon:”ight then”

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018