Branch

Branch, to take a giant shit or poop. Slag originated at Kimberly high school by high school football coach in 2010.

John was late for class because he was taking a branch.

by Michelle Naomi October 1, 2020

Poo Branch

A big log of poo that fell out of someone's bum. People are known to swing from them from time to time.

*man doing poo squawks* "Aaah! What a relief to squeeze that beauty out.

Now it's time to get my hands dirty...

Boy do I love a poo branch"

by Rajjan Schmitzel June 13, 2023

billy rubans branch manager

an stupid person who believes their in charge of something.

Mike Palmer is a billy rubans branch manager.

by A.G.P. June 24, 2023

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

Rukariotic Branch

This is a branch/system in Rukarios that is responsible for reproduction and immune support

"Hey man, have you heard of the Rukariotic Branch?"

by Demonic_Rukario666 November 17, 2023

a branch stewart

a type of person who heavily enjoys the video game hollow knight and will do everything in their power to make you play it.

"God you wont stop talking about hollow knight your being a branch stewart"

by fakesongofsilk January 3, 2024

cool branch

your best friend, must be a total homie and an og homie.
derived from cool ranch doritos into cool branch horriblos from you suck at cooking.

someone: whos that on your snapchat story?
me: thats my nigha cool branch. he a straight g.

by chance shugg October 17, 2019