shark coochie board

A shark coochie board is currently a popular assortment of deconstructed Lunchables, including processed meat pieces, cheese products, dried up old fruits you have laying around, leftover bread, and nuts you find between the couch cushions, etc., all artfully arranged on a board you've been saving for a project for a while. Derived from 15th century French "charcuterie".

Oooh, they went all out for this party with a shark coochie board!

by Postmarc December 21, 2020

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Betard

When Someone Is Being A Retard But You Aren't Allowed To Say Retard You Say Betard Since It Has No Offence.

You Are Being A Betard Stupid 6 Year Old Admin

by Wavy Koala September 20, 2018

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board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

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board warrior

An individual dedicated to the fine art of 'flaming' on internet message boards. Typically long winded.

Fred was insulted that jim called his idea lame. Fred decided to argue his point on the message board.

by Carl Persson April 29, 2005

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boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008

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