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Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.
Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.
by MathPlus December 18, 2021
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Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.
Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem
by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008
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Boris

a slavic name mostly used for people nicknamed "Foxy"
Bendy: BORIS!
Foxy: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bendy: nothing
Both: .......
Bendy: Ḃ̴̡̟̭͎̳̖͉̫́o ̧̡̮͓̣͍̞̭͔͓͎͓̼͔̀͂̃̀͛̏r ̨̣̞̮͖̱͔̝̟̝̖̖͔͂̉̀̉̐i ̼͐̆͒̆͛͗͒̀ͅŝ̶̡̡͚̜͍͙̣̖̺͖̻̥͝
Foxy: oh mother of mine! SPARE ME!
Bendy: i ̧̡͇̬̪̰͍̳̠̣̻͒͋͒́̎͑̐͂͛͌̔̈͋t̵̡̢̨̺̙̬͔̤̭̰̥̥͆͋̄̾̍͆͒̏̌̍͜͝' ̨̢̢̢̢̱͚̦͈͖͎̲̹̜̜͛͛̒͒̊͐͛̈́̽͊̇̈́͠s ̧̮̻͕̟͓͔̬̙̦̻̝͍̂̉̒͜͜ ̡̧͖̦͉̰̲̪̦̖͕͕̟͎̹͂͆̉̍̀̏̉̂͌̔̅́͗͝t̵̜͉̬̻͙̃̒̓̒̇̕͘i̶̢̡̢͉͎̳̼̹̎̓̉̀͆͋̊ṃ̵̯͕̣̫̆͋̃͗́̊̾͛͝ë̵̲̫͌͊͑̃̈̍̈́̀̔͠ ̶̘̰͎̽͜t ̨̣̗̘̩̜̳̑̈́̀̈́͐̀̿̈́̈́̓̉̿̑͘͠ͅͅo ͎̐̈̚͠ ̶̨̡̥͈̟͎̮̣̥͓͈̺̲̀̆̾͊̒̉̒͌̎̓̚͜͝ģ̶̨̢̛̙̺̰͎͖̔̽̒̊̄̉͌̒̆̈̊̀̋͝o ̨̧͕̱̅ ̡͔̩͓̬̠̠̻͆̎̽̽̓̋̓̕͜͝ͅḩ̶͈̤͍̗̮̺̟͉̻͇͈͇̾͒̓̉̿̒͐͒̃͊͆͌̌̅̕o ̧̡̢̱̼̞̗̘̹̇́͜͜m ̢̳̞͔̹͔̟̫̞͌͜e ̨̡̗͔̠̫͇̰͉͍̥́̀͜,̴̢̛̫͈̬̩͈̯̮̳̬͇̣̻̔̆̑̒́̍̾͒̃̆̒B̶̹͇̳̯͔̦̯͉̤̺̤̈̍͂̉̊̀̌̈́͘͝ơ̵̳̾̄̌́͒̇r ̧̢̬̺̥̤̪̜͗́ỉ̶̡̲̞͎̙̘̰͎ͅͅs ͕͇̻̮̫͙͉̟̪͊̒̒͛̀̍̈́̓́́̃̚̕
by the German Horse Worder February 7, 2022
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Boris kiss

Due to rapid development and uncertainty of side effects a term referencing the initial Covid 19 vaccinations in the UK.
"I got a Boris Kiss the other day and now I might have the clap"

"A Boris Kiss made my rectum collapse"
by Rollin' & Trollin' December 8, 2020
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Bori

She is apparently a ray of sunshine. But also a bit (a lot) depressed and anxious. Also has a sprinke of OCD just to make her a lot more deep and extra fucked up. But overall a great and beautiful person even if she disagrees and hates herself a bit too much
Person 1: yo what's wrong with that girl over there?

Person 2: Don't worry, that's Bori. She's just like that
by RisottoBieber November 6, 2021
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Boris Clark

"Femboy Friday", "Tummy Tuesdays" or "Subslut Sundays" Boris Clark does it all, transforming the Twitter space with his short-form content and artistic snapshots.
Chad 1: Did you hear Boris Clark made a new post?

Chad 2: Oh sick, Throatfuck Thursdays are coming back baby!
by Ludix March 4, 2022
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Boris Clark

A hot piece of ass. This man revolutionizes twitter with tummy Tuesdays. He is the sexiest man to join society.
Did you see femboy friday???
Yes Boris Clark performed well
by Alex200019 March 4, 2022
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