boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

bobber

Someone who is highly skilled in fellatio (oral sex).

She looks like she might be a good bobber.

by Trippie Smurff January 18, 2025

Boebert

Handjob in a crowded movie theater. Named after the congresswoman caught in the act.

I wear my pants inside out so a pickpocket has to give me a lauren boebert if they want my wallet.

by MILQTOASTMOTHERFUQQR July 28, 2025

Buoy Bobber

The act of getting or receiving a blow job on a boat, sailboat, cruises ship, or any other floatation device on the open water.

Dude 1: How was your cruise?

Dude 2: I got a couple buoy bobbers.

Dude 1: Sweet.

by Sailor 1 December 10, 2011

Aqua bobber

A blowjob performed while submerged in a pool or hot tub.

Did you hear about Nick ? He got an aqua bobber last night! I didn't even know that was possible!

by OJWasInnocent June 23, 2016

beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017