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brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.
Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''
by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018
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Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl
Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck
by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016
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blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.
She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.
by Belkster March 14, 2016
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Motor Blow job

The act of deepthroating a penis while shaking your head as if to motorboat breasts.
Last night, that girl gave me a motor blow Job and it was the best head I have ever had.
by Lucky Pupil February 13, 2019
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Triple blow job

When 3 girls suck one males dick. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and/or suck his dick - all at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?

Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my dick all night at the same time!

Sam: sounds awesome
by Daman4836 January 15, 2023
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blow job

An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!
girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!
by beth-boo October 14, 2007
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Michigan Blow Job

When a person receives a blow job from a wolverine.
Matt: Dude what happen to your penis?

Jerry: I got a bad Michigan Blow Job last night.
by Walter Danielson May 6, 2011
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