fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

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Blooming idiot

The opposite of a budding genius, an idiot who thinks he/she is very smart.

Some politicians were remembered as a budding genius, others as a blooming idiot.

by Info2go April 4, 2025

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Bot Bloom

When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.

Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.

"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30

by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019

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