The act of defecating into a person's hand and then receiving a hand job from that person while the feces is in that hand. A male can even give himself a blonker by defecating into his own hand and then masturbating with said hand.
Bro, that girl's a keeper. Not only did she let me grab her tits last night, she gave me a blonker too!
by WowDad August 4, 2011
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Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
by ArrV April 1, 2011
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Really really trashed. Not just drunk, not in no mans land, but really really off the wall drunk, like Fish!
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Anyone from South London would take this as a new approach to the old mundane "Blinding".
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When you're sitting on the sofa with your mate, skint. All of a sudden your lottery numbers match the numbers on the T.V. And that is a Blinderfull moment.
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