by melkizzle July 6, 2009
Get the Bleach Bitchmug. The act of drinking bleach due to witnessing something that you don't want to ever witness something ever in life.
by xX_CommanderClorox_XX January 12, 2017
Get the Drink Bleachmug. term used when you see a film that's so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.
by cpshelley September 3, 2006
Get the eye bleachmug. A common expression to express a deeper level of hatred for either someone or something that you don't want to do.
1. Please do us all a favor, and drink some bleach.
2. I'd rather drink bleach than listen to your shit.
2. I'd rather drink bleach than listen to your shit.
by YouAreAShitstain July 25, 2017
Get the drink bleachmug. A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.
Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"
Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"
Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"
Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."
Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"
Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"
Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"
Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."
Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"
by shenoah May 25, 2016
Get the bleach dickmug. by melkizzle July 6, 2009
Get the Bleach Bitchmug. A white man's penis. Usually super small. Very white and cannot be seen in bright light. Usually very hard to get an boner because of its size and malfunctioning.
by yourfavoritedickman456 August 31, 2012
Get the bleached penismug.