Justin Beiber Sucks

Yea.

Guy 1: Have you heard of Justin Beiber?

Guy 2: Yes! I've met him before! He's awesome!

Guy 1: Here's a gun, go shoot your face off.

Rest of world: Justin Beiber Sucks.

by The Boston Tea Bag Party April 22, 2010

Justin Beiber

Scum of the earth. SCUM. That is all.

Justin Beiber is scum

by Justin Gayber November 12, 2012

justin bieber fans

the worst fan base currently known to man-kind. loved by girls aged 14 and under. any lovers above this age group should be prosecuted. may also have the odd "homosexual" in with his fans.

guy 1: "check out those losers over there"

girl 1: "they must be justin bieber fans"

by iknowrealmusic July 18, 2011

Bieber Fever

An extremely deadly STD or fever. Early forms started showing up in Stratford, Ontario Canada(mid 1993) after a woman by the name Patricia Lynn Mallette allegedly had sexual intercourse with a mentally retarded chimp and produced a high pitched, homosexual, mentally retarded son, known as Justin Bieber. Patricia is known worldwide for creating the disease and there had been many assassination attempts on her after numerous VHS tapes that had videos of her having sex with the chimp. The disease has notably started on March 1st, 1994 but it was a small concern after not many had symptoms. However on January 15th, 2007 a small spike of the disease had started in parts of the US and Canada. Between then and July 2011, over 500 million cases had been reported, all from girls between the ages of 3 and 100 and some rare cases from gay males, with parents becoming extremely terrified of their daughters actions and resorted to murdering them, locking them in a room or closet, throwing them out on the street, selling them or basically doing anything to get rid of the girl to prevent the spread of the disease. As of now, there are no cures. There is no hope for humanity. All we can do is blame that one Canadian woman and the child she produced with the chimp.

Parent - Oh my God, please help my pre-pubescent daughter! She has Bieber fever.

by 33y3yirp4 July 10, 2011

Bieber Hair

Someone who has hair shaped like Justin Bieber's hair or a bowl cut.

Stuart: OMG , look at owen!
Callum: OMG , He has Bieber Hair!
Stuart: hahaha.

by ShroomDawwg November 8, 2010

Justin Beiber

A female singer that has no talent.

Justin Beiber is a girl.

by manbearpig.... March 10, 2010

Justin Bieber Fan

Usually overweight teenage girls who have never had a boyfriend, or any male attention for that matter, who finger themselves at night while listening to "Lonely Girl" imagining what it would be like to rub vaginas with Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber Fans=Pre Pubescent Grenades and Gay Little Boys.

by OG187Killa October 27, 2010