A duck under go behind is when your at a party and you disappear. Your long gone before anyone misses you. Sneaking out of the House and easing back in where not to be caught. Its Telling everyone your leaving to go buy beer and you wind up at a different party. Its a duck under go Behind! LOL When you have a work day at the house with beer and that one person shows up and drinks a few beers and leaves the work to everyone else.
She asked me for a ride to the next party and I did a duck under go behind. Her drunk ass wasn't going with me anywhere!
by EdgeMyLiving May 20, 2018
Get the Duck Under Go Behind mug.Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars”
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”
by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020
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Why do you hide behind your shed
In silence
To listen to me singing to myself
Why do you watch me from the windows
Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …
Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …
Bad translator …
Will your obsession ever stop
Stalker girl … stalker boy ..
You need to forget this place and just hook up together …
Kindred fucking spirits
Why do you hide behind your shed
In silence
To listen to me singing to myself
Why do you watch me from the windows
Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …
Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …
Bad translator …
Will your obsession ever stop
Stalker girl … stalker boy ..
You need to forget this place and just hook up together …
Kindred fucking spirits
Hide behind the fence …
I actually can’t put life into words anymore
It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..
Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???
I actually can’t put life into words anymore
It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..
Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???
by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023
Get the Hide behind the fence mug.To get fucked in the ass so hard that it kills your parents. Also known as getting 'Fucked in the Lineage'.
I wish we were catching up in less tragic circumstances. You see, we're at Jonny's parent's funeral because he was Orphaned From Behind... by my brother.
by kimofingle August 4, 2012
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by bigdaddyvince October 5, 2017
Get the Blessed from Behind mug.When in the middle of a project, you find that the idea becomes redundant and pointless and have to give it up.
by Captain Epilepsy April 5, 2008
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