When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012
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2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.
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A method of binding volumes of documents whereby the binder staples the document lengthwise in three places on the left side of the page (i.e. top, middle, and bottom) and then wraps the entire left side of the document volume, front to back, with electrical tape, covering up the staples and creating a crude binding.
Uh oh, these appellate briefs need to be in the court's hands in Albany no later than tomorrow, FedEx Office is telling me they won't finish binding them by the final pickup time tonight for overnight delivery, and the court will reject the entire appeal if they are not bound according to its uptight rules. what do I do?
You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!
You should consider ghetto binding that shit, counsel!
by Alan Doucheowitz May 13, 2017
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Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?
by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018
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When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
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Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.
person 1: Eww that is so gross!
person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019
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