master bait

1. good types of bait that can have cringey catches from them

2. a way to get masturbate past the chat censors

1. nice. got a penis fish from the master bait

2. n00b on chat room: who wants 2 see me master bait???

by the floor is lava April 18, 2018

the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.

Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!

by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011

hater baiting

1) Behaving in a manner that is intended to provoke haters.
2) Attempting to trick closet haters into revealing their true nature by stunting or flossing around them.
3) Enjoying your money without worrying about who's going to get jealous.

I usually don't care what other guys think of me when I go out, but sometimes I break out the good clothes and drive the Escalade to the club for a little harmless hater baiting.

by Kai TL February 1, 2008

like-bait

A post on facebook which is used to get many likes. The bait is usually a funny vid,but sometimes can be anything. Just post it on YOUR profile,or else it'll get deleted. (Or at least stays *LUCKY!*)

-in facebook-

Me: Check this vid lol so funny (funny vid link)
Tard#1: Lolol. *Deletes it for whatevernoreasonm8*
Tard(thx)#2: Why did you delete it?
Me: Yeah,why?
Tard#1: Why did you post it?
Me: DUMBASS! THAT WAS A LIKE-BAIT!!!

by Light Dragon April 9, 2011

baithorse

Someone who is extremely bait (meaning they are very obvious about something that usually shouldn't be done,against the rules, or illegal) this includes talking about someone while they are near, cheating on a test, being a punk bits, or flirting with different bitses at the same time.

" yo i hear Kalia is flirting with Lauren and Anna "

" oh what a baithorse "

by Ohs and Wod January 8, 2009

lesbian bait

a girl who is straight but attracts lesbians for some reason.

Guy1: wtf like all the girls have the hots for jenna. i thought she was straight.

Guy2: she is. she's just lesbian bait.

by JackTheStripper2 November 11, 2010

skank bait

Axe body spray, Tag body spray, or any other horrible cheap men's cologne that can be detected from unreasonable smelling distances.

I really want to enjoy this meal, but some dude in here is wearing skank bait and it's ruining it for me.

by The Second Rachel M. August 31, 2007