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Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.
by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022
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Pearl Harbor Barber

When you're on top of a girl having anal sex in the missionary position & she farts without making any noise.

Then the fart sneaks up, punches you in the face, and burns your nostril hairs.
That bitch gave me a Pearl Harbor barber, so I dirty sanchezed her meat wallet!
by dirty raul September 3, 2014
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Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.
Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber
by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021
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Huang Barber

A chinese TikTok micro celebrity who posts extremely weird videos. Could be considered brainrot content.
Man 1: "have you seen the new Huang Barber video?"
Man 2: "yeah it was fire"
by twenty one pilots chicken April 25, 2024
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Barber

A person who is misleading or pretends to not like what he/she is doing
The leader of this Amino is such a barber
by Mundee05 July 26, 2019
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