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jt the barber

Usually enormous ears, suckad all the way out!
by Barbers anonymous December 21, 2016
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dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.
Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?
by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025
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Barbering

Karaoke enthusiast that destroys everyone’s ears.
He’s was Barbering when he got the Microphone
by Thank god for Boobies March 2, 2024
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The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
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Washing The Barber

Licking the pubes of your sexual partner straight after they have given them a trim. Also known as "hair balling".
"Man, I was washing the barber with this girl and she hadn't washed. I choked on all the hair, I was totally hair balling!"
by James Jameson The Third February 20, 2013
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Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".
Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.
by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024
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Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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