Piss Bandit

A group of bandits, which piss all over public restrooms, therefor attaining the name “Piss Bandits”

I am a Piss Bandit huge W there

by Swampedbandit January 3, 2022

Bag Bandit

A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her

“Yes, as soon As I drop this Bag Bandit off I will have more room in the car!.”

by Justin-Judd-Texas November 1, 2022

ka ka bandit

someone who defecates in a public place such as a middle school gymnasium for unknown reasons. they tell nobody of their horrendous acts and become known only as ka ka bandits to the authorities. they usually defecate under the cover of darkness so that nobody will catch them in the act. some theorists have come to think that ka ka bandits do this for sexual arousal, others argue they are simply claiming territory so other alpha males will not trespass into their domain.
some go as far as smeering their feces on walls or anything else they can find and they paint pictures and make toy figurines.

Janitor: Fuck! that god damn ka ka bandit was back last night. he gone and shit all over the floor!

by penispusher April 2, 2008

Back-Alley Bandit

A back-alley bandit is anyone who does dirt to their friends in the game, deals with certified snitches (thereby fucking everybody's money up in the long run), or otherwise lies to, cheats, or steals from their friends. One can immediately gain the title of back-alley bandit by doing any of the following : working with OR for the police to hem someone else up, jacking someone who you call a friend, or cutting dope to the point of it being worthless and selling it to your kinfolk.

Man, Don used to be a solid ass cat, but after my lawyer gave me my discovery and I found out he snitched on me, he won't never be anything but a back-alley bandit to me.

by randomlouisiana February 15, 2014

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

Lunch & Learn Bandit

Someone who comes to lunch & learn meetings without talking to the vendor and with only the intention of getting food.

The Lunch & Learn Bandit strikes again!

by Mr. SWW August 21, 2023

bum bandit

A slag term for a gay man who likes to put his cock up another mans anal passage. See wordass bandit/word or wordarse bandit/word Also see wordgay/word

"That guy is a blatent bum bandit".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003