Someone who storms around starting pointless conversations aimed at provoking shock/amazement, their thesis based upon fully contrived false truths, all for their own amusement!
Girl one: hey did you hear that girl’s explanation that NASA has been trying to hide the fact that the earth is actually flat, all to appease the space aliens?
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
Girl two: Ya she’s such a Bald James, she’ll say anything to get a laugh!
by Eggingmyownhouse February 1, 2018
Get the bald jamesmug. A man who embraces the fact he is bald, is proud to be bald, and wears the bald well. Also can refer to a man who is going bald and decides to shave all the hair off instead.
Person 1: "Man that guy is losing all his hair, sucks to be him."
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
Person 2: "What's the problem??"
Person 1: "I'd be really upset if I were him."
Person 2: "Not me. I'd be bald solid. I'd shave it all off for everyone to see."
Person 1: "Yeah, you're right! If I ever go bald I want to be bald solid too!"
by Littlebear45177 September 5, 2013
Get the Bald Solidmug. by caca-kun official January 19, 2021
Get the bald korkmug. To be bald, but in a way that still can be pulled off by the attractive and the athletic as in Matthew Mcconaughey or Bruce Willus.
Jill-So have you seen the new guy Brian in accounting. Kinda cute.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
Mary-Cute? Really? Sarah said he was balding.
Jill-Yah, but he's more sports bald.
by Lesley6633 January 6, 2008
Get the Sports Baldmug. She kept on wanking my bald dog after I blew nut.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
I thought I was home alone but my mom walked in on me sporting a bald dog.
My uncle asked me if I had ever seen a bald dog.
by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018
Get the Bald Dogmug. A Bald Karen is a man-karen that doesn’t have enough hair to be a Ken. It’s more like a Dave. Bald Karens eat at Schlotsky’s and own small fluffy white dogs. When they complain to the manager, they do it in a nice midwestern-y kind of way.
Hey, girl, did you see that Bald Karen over there complaining to the manager, but being too nice about it? That’s a red flag. You know what I’m talmbout?
by BadAtty June 3, 2022
Get the Bald Karenmug. Person number1: Yo did you see that group of bald people!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
Person number 2: Yeah Man! I want to smack their heads!
Person number 1: Let's Go!
by Nobuu August 28, 2020
Get the bald peoplemug.