bachmann

An insignificant person that thinks they can change the world, regardless their limited abilities / skills, commonly pulls a leroy jenkins causing a total party wipe.

bachmann: I can change the world!!!

random person: You and what army.

bachmann: LEEEEERRRRROOYYYYY JEEEEENNNKINNNNNS *fails miserably*

by liberatian April 23, 2014

Bachelor fleece

A very snug item of clothing worn by a (usually single) man which looks and smells horrific, but offers supreme comfort and protection against the harsh winter environment.

Girls retch when they look at me, but the joke's on them - they're freezing their nipples off, and I'm in my bachelor fleece.

by gabehere December 27, 2010

bachelor chow

On the now defunct cartoon "Futurama," Bachelor chow is the substance that the main character Phillip J. Fry eats with regularity. It comes in a large bag akin to Dog Chow and makes its own gravy when you add water. The bag advertises that Bachelor Chow is "Now with flavor!"

Bender: Fry what are you doing tonight?
Fry: I'm gonna stay home, watch "All My Circuits," and eat Bachelor Chow.

by Tnuttaz June 11, 2006

bachelorette

A sham word primarily used by certain Americans of sub par intelligence to describe the female version of a Bachelor.

The term was coined to feminize the masculine word bachelor through the added 'ette' - a wholly idiotic and nonsensical endeavor akin to calling a single mother a fatherette.

This term was born of ignorance and misguided feminist intentions.

Speakers should instead stick to the traditional terms Hen or Doe.

OMG she had the craziest bachelorette party before her Vegas wedding, her 15 kids all came too!

by Macdaddy1983 August 13, 2012

bachelors hand

A hand in poker which comprises of a Jack and a King of different suits. When combined the hand could be described as being Jack-King-Offsuit, often abbreviated to jack-king-off. This sounds like jacking off, a common past time of bachelors supposedly.

"I had ace queen, what did you have?"
"Bachelors hand."

by Mischmo October 7, 2007

Bach

A legitimate New Zealand word for a beach house, usually a second or holiday home.

I'm going over to the bach this weekend and I'll do a little surf-casting while I'm there. Do you want to come?

by yrnehniloc October 8, 2005

randi ka bachha

Defn 1:Child of a prostitute,whore, slut
Defn 2:Is the english counterpart of :son of a bitch

Hindi:Tu sala randi ka bacha hi rahega!!
English:
Person 1:He does not not even know how to play cricket!!
Person 2:Thats because he is a randi ka bachha

by Upneet January 6, 2008