the unfortunate condition of being able to see in two different directions at once. Made famous by Ben Turpin (out of Laurel & Hardy)
by mark e October 8, 2004

UK Slang … to go for a ten-minute rest in the toilet, or bog. Usually to alleviate the ill effects of a hangover whilst at work.
by Alfredo Garcia September 29, 2008

The classic "dry bog" is a 3 step process:
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
First you turn off the water valve leading into the toilet tank. Second, you leave a massive dump in the toilet and go away. The third step involves another person, hopefully the host of the party or some squeemish bimbo, discovering the cornsnake you just left. This person usually freaks when it becomes apparent that it is not simply going to be flushed away. (No water...you drained it in step 2 and it didn't refill)
There is usually 10-15 minutes of disgust and panic while someone figures out to turn the water back on and send the offensive offering to king-coiler heaven.
"The host of the party was a real prissy I'm better-than-you-type, so I decided to dry bog the hallway toilet to liven things up a little."
by Eddie Would Go! December 6, 2007

A new euphemism for cunnilingus, inspired by the world bog snorkelling championships in Llanwrtyd Wells in Powys (Wales).
"I was doing some bog snorkeling just last night. My gf loves it when I do that."
Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689
Quoted by user "Marcus Aurelius" on Fark.com thread 1642689
by Adman12 September 11, 2005

by Chuck D. Bones January 23, 2009

'bawg- ass' a sweaty, clammy ass affect, usually invoked by nervousness, hot weather, or excessive clenching of the cheeks. Bog ass often produces embarrassing scenarios of sweat marks on light material pants and is accompanied by sticking together of the cheeks, and sometimes to the pants themselves.
"Aww man! Would you mind checking out my bum, to see if you can tell I have bog ass? It feels kinda clammy in my pants party..."
by Deemster December 28, 2005

Bog Cock Is When You Are So Sweaty, Your Genitals Get Stuck To Your Leg, This Is Like Swamp Ass But It's On Your Front!
Frank : Oh My God Its So Sweaty Today
Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock
Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!
Dave : I Know I Think I've Got Bog Cock
Frank : Dude, Ive Totally Got Swamp Ass!
by Adrian Shipley August 1, 2006
