Blanket Person 

Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.

Whatever happened to Larissa?

Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.

Blanket Person by The Merle October 20, 2017

blanket condom 

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

blanket condom by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

blanket cheese 

A cheese that covers the taste of anything it's put on

Doesn't taste good? here use a blanket cheese

blanket cheese by cosmokat February 20, 2018

blanket sandwich 

A bed, especially with someone sleeping in it and thereby being the filling for the sandwich. To "make a blanket sandwich" implies simply going to bed.

Dude, as much as I'd love to stay up and chat, it's already 3:00 a.m. and I've got to be up for work. I need to make a blanket sandwich.

blanket sandwich by Vinderex June 7, 2018

blanket rack 

A girl that’s always cold .. you know she sitting there cold as fuck that is not participating in the conversation

Why are you always a blanket rack

blanket rack by Jlo2 August 25, 2018

Blanket Talk 

The shit talking that happens during sex about a person who isn’t in the room

Hey did u hear what She said about me last night

Yea it’s blanket talk don’t believe a word people say behind closed doors

Blanket Talk by 1Shot Duke October 24, 2018

Blanket Mummy 

A technique of wrapping yourself in a blanket to stay warm in the winter, making you look like a mummy or a larva in a cocoon

I'd have gone to work, but it's so cold that I'd rather remain in bed as a blanket mummy.

Blanket Mummy by Alan-a-Dale October 30, 2018