Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

Mum is a bitch because she doesn’t like Ebit Lew

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Think he's better than everybody because he's up

The nickname that your jealous, bitch friends give you when they lose hundreds of dollars in Vegas but you win money.

Me: Hey, what's up A.P.
A.P. : Shut up, John "Think he's better than everybody because he's up" Doe.

by T the Greek January 26, 2009

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Because I said so

An annoying term mostly used by parents when they don’t want their kid oing something that’s perfectly fine but the parent has no logical explanation why they don’t want them doing it, but doesn’t want to admit it

John: mom shook is done and billies my only rid

Mom: no your not going with billy

John: Why the hell not?

Mom: BECAUSE I SAID SO

John: THATS NOT AN ANSWER

Mom: I’ll be there to pick you up in 45 —beep—

John: WHAT THE FUCK!

by Xidiocyx June 18, 2020

because

sad is when you know what happy is

I am sad we cannot meet because the world is closing down.

I am sad we cannot meet because we cannot afford a ticket.
I am sad we cannot meet because its emotionally straining.

by Krkič November 6, 2020

because honestly

1. The assertion just made, while seeming controversial to the masses, is a clear logical extension of the belief subset shared by all relative non-fools (including all present company).
2. Q.E.D.
(alt. "cuz honestly", "because honestly now")

Man, the time has come to build a custom motorcycle trailer whose sole function is to haul this 600-watt subwoofer, because honestly.

by feralchimp January 14, 2005

You should go to idaho because you da ho

When you are in the need of a very smart(not) intelligent(stupid) comeback or insult this is what you say. Guaranteed to have some kind of result.

-Daniel

IN school during lunch

Joe: What the fu** are you doin.
Daniel: Im eating this bread stick.
Liljj: You like you sukin co*k
Sebastian: Oh you just got burned
George: owwwww
Steven: (dirty smile)
Mickey: Just Stares
Daniel: Go to hell george, screw you sebastian, HI STEVEN!, whats he doing here (pointin at mickey)

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Daniel: Well,frustrated You should go to idaho because you da ho .
Liljj: wtf
Sebastian: HAHAHAHA
George: walks away in shame
Chuck Norris: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR
Everyone: oh shit
Chuck Norris: BAHHHHHHHH!!! while firin lazor

by Daniel R. (Danny911) April 26, 2010