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automathically

According to Vi Hart, something in nature that happens, not because of chance or some greater plan, but because there is mathematically no other way that it could happen, because it is bound to happen.
All that these flower bits are doing is growing where there is most room for them. The rest happens automathically.
by Feuermurmel January 25, 2014
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autocorrelation

What happens when Samsung phones autocorrect the word 'autocorrect'.
Jim: "do you wanna play penis"
Jake: "i hope you meant ps4"
Jim: "damn autocorrelation"
by bigfatsol October 2, 2014
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Autocorrectly

When the autocorrect function of a smartphone or computer continually autocorrects a word despite multiple attempts, disallowing the user to spell the word the way he/she wants, it's spelled autocorrectly
I try to say "fucking" all the time on text, my stupid phone insists on spelling it autocorrectly "ducking"
by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015
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Automamada

Verb.

-When a male performs oral sex on his own genitalia.

-To give one's self a blowjob.

Auto- prefix; self.
-one's own.
-by oneself or spontaneous.
-by itself or automatic.

Mamada- Spanish: blowjob
"'You REALLY think we can make fun of him for this?'
'Yeah'
'What are you talking about?! This is amazing--he's like a superhero; we can't reveal his super powers.'
'I'm sorry, does this not come across to you as just the gayest thing you've ever seen?'
'I think it's gay not to sip your own tip.'" - Workaholics

Ex. Automamada is a skill I've always wished to have.

Synonyms: Selfsuck self-blowjob self-blow autofellatio
by illbeyourzelda June 15, 2016
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Autohobile

A pimp's car.
The pimp's autohobile was a baby blue low rider.
by HumaneAnimal July 30, 2017
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Automatic Circumcision

The act of sticking your uncircumcised penis in an automatic pencil sharpener there fore removing any present foreskin
(Possible side effect: mutilation)
Teacher: Terrance what the fuck are you doing
Terrance: my parents couldn’t afford my circumcision as a kid

Teacher: why the fuck are you sticking your penis in a pencil sharpener
Terrance: it’s just the old automatic circumcision trick
by I_have_Lupus_7 February 24, 2019
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autocorect

Hi, wanna bang?’
Sorry, Autocorect,’
did you just fucking mispell autocorrect?”
by fuckherrightintheurbandiction September 28, 2019
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