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Autism Chat 

A chat including: Taihan, Chrystal, Cookie, Ka, Alcatraz, Isabelle, Charlie, Gonzo, Viper, Arzo, Razor, And the Rest of Taihan's wanna-be thugs. (Viper actually pretty gangsta tho)
Alcatraz: Who the hell changed the chat name
Ka: Taihan
Taihan: Go fuck yourself
Viper: Both of yall shut the fuck up aint nobody wanna hear yall
Cookie: JoIN mEH
Isabelle: Who the hell put me in this chat
Charlie: Idk anyone here except Taihan
Alcatraz: Taihan <Insert task for him to do>
Taihan: -cries-
Cookie: -le slap with sandal-
Arzo: da fuck
Gonzo: Tuff life Rex xD
Taihan: SHUT THE FUCK UP GONZ
Cookie: LaNgUaGe TaIhAn
Taihan: Sowwy mama
Cookie: STOP CALLING ME MAMA
Taihan: Oki Mama :>
Cookie : . . .
Cookie -3-
Note: This is an example of the shit that goes on in the Autism Chat
Autism Chat by ZypherCreator May 24, 2020
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Autism on a stick

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly

autism steamroller 

A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller

autism wautism 

fucking retard
Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism
autism wautism by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023

Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Autism Jeans by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023

Autism spike 

An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike
" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"
Autism spike by CUMNUGGET May 22, 2017

autism pride 

fringe movement run by autistic people (and in some cases parents) and those with asperger's disorder who do little more than complain about non-disordered people as bigoted as behavior should transcend beyond neurology. They also consist of people wanting to overpopulate the world with autistic people, down syndrome people, etc. Anything but neurotypicals. They want to do what is in their power to ensure all non-disordered people don't exist in this world.

Being diagnosed with mild Asperger's in the 2nd grade I don't follow the movement. Rather as a bystander I just laugh at how stupid these wackos must be, but autistic supremacists would just label me as a "fake neurotypical nazi".
autism pride communities: Wrongplanet.net and aspiesforfreedom.com
autism pride by Free-range Radical August 17, 2011