Australia

Simply the best country in the world. Yeah, some of us do live in the country with kangaroos hopping by. Like me. I do. But the majority of us live in beautiful cities by our beautiful beaches that I know you are all jealous of because our beaches rock.

We have a friendly rivalry with New Zealand. Kiwis, we really do love you. You had our backs in WW, (ANZACs all the way!) and we will always have your backs, so if you think we hate you, you're wrong. We secretly love you. But we still flog ass in rugby :P

But you have better accents than us.

Anyway.

Australians are very laid back, friendly, open people that will basically welcome you into their homes if you just go knocking on their doors. But don't do that, they might freak out. Strangers will smile at you and say hello on the streets, especially in Perth. Strangers will wave to you as they drive past in the country. So if you're not accustomed to amazing hot people that wave and smile at you, then don't come to Australia.

Person 1: Who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly waving person over there?

Person 2: That's an Australian.

Person 1: And who is that hot awesome sexy talented tanned friendly person with the sick accent over there? They're great. But they suck at rugby.

Person 2: That's a Kiwi.

by A Very Happy Fish :) November 2, 2012

Australian Feedbag

When you poop diarrhea into someone's mouth in a sexual kind of way.

Give me a rusty trombone or I'll give you an australian feedbag.

by Jack Flack Always Escapes September 2, 2009

Operation Australia

Operation Australia is the name of the plan regarding sex party 1 lubing up his sweaty ballsack and slowly dragging it acrossy sex party 2(codenamed australia)'s forehead. A bet is placed on the outcome of the operation, resulting in a payment of $100 to the victor. Of course, both parties must be intoxicated or gay enough to fake it. The operation will be videotaped and placed on the internet to the humiliation of both parties. If sex party one, the owner of the supposed ballsack, places his testicles on the forehead of sex party two, he will instantly attain legend status in Bergen County. All sixteen year old males will be required to bow to his highness. In addition, his lubed up sweaty ballsack will be famous all over the internet and will likely be framed at the Museum of Natural History in New York CIty.

This weekend, we will put operation australia into action.

by KingArthurlikesIncest May 7, 2009

Australian Think Tank

Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.

Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank

by Tom from the Shore November 8, 2007

australia

The best country in the world.
Us British see the sun and beaches and cry a little inside.
The country everyone wants to see become the next world superpower. There or India. Currys rock.

Mmmmmm curry

"Hey, it's Neighbours!"
"Cool"
"It's Australian!"
"Cool"
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah!"
"Shut the hell up and watch"

by But the UK's still good too January 4, 2007

Australia or New Zealand

Pretty much the best two countries in the world.
Bet you wish you from either of these countries.

;

Man, I wish I could be from Australia or New Zealand, they're just so cool, ay!?

by Yajbfvbuierbv March 24, 2008

Australian Kiss

A French kiss down under.

An Australian kiss is a French kiss performed on a woman below the waist.

by ccnotdd April 6, 2010