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audicella

sweetheart~silly and kind hearted. easily bored and often distracted.
every time I talk to you its like you go all audicella on me and i have to repeat myself. pay attention you audicella.
by wickedmother April 4, 2011
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audison

autumn and madison make the cutest couple

autumn + madison = audison

they will make the cutest babies in thew future
autumn+madison= audison
by ath March 29, 2013
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Audi RS5

A mid-priced high performance coupe, which competes with the BMW M3 and the Mercedes c63 amg. Though it's second in the run right behind the M3, it's first in being prototypal; you don't see these every day, and if you do, the lucky one driving it, is original in vogue
I respect him for buying the Audi RS5, he took a different route and didn't hop on the bandwagon
by MotorHead January 3, 2014
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Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "
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Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.
I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh
by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010
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Cock Audience

This occurs when two people are having sexual intercourse and continue to do so even though a third person walks in. The two people participating in intercourse are now being cock audienced by the third individual.
Dude, my roommate totally cock audienced me last night
by Sluper Sooth January 21, 2011
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audi'd

The process of running some one over with your vehicle.
SHIT SON! I wasnt paying attention when I was driving home and I damn near Audi'd!
by Larissia February 9, 2008
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