by Subatomik April 16, 2022
Get the Argitrator mug.A toddler who is constantly over exaggerating every story he tells. He is also known for (maybe, he won't tell us if he got it reinserted) losing one of his balls when hit with a stick.
"Ouch i did an artib!" A person when losing one of his balls when his ballsack got penetrated by a stick and at the same time over exaggerating about one time he got potg in overwatch
by Olnor October 24, 2022
Get the artib mug.he is a person who will break your nerves but from the ather hand he is sweet cute ,he play video games and likes to cook.He will juge you for everything but will make you made just because he things its cute when you mad .hes peatty and tall and he will make you laught and have fun .
by heloooyouuu February 12, 2023
Get the argirhs mug.The most genuinely beautiful girl you will ever come across in your life time. Inside and out, she radiates pure beauty. She has a very natural look because of her already blessed features. Her personality is the cherry on top with her effortless humour and the way she lights up any room. Her energy enters a room before she does. She has impeccable charm and makes sure to include everyone in a group. She is the ideal woman to have around. Impossible to forget, once you get somebody like her make sure to keep them around.
by cherrypicker4 April 7, 2023
Get the Argita mug.Argilians frequent the land of Argyle; they were born there, they stay there, they die there ( sooner than almost everyone else) and to everyone's "delight" they procreate at a level similar to rodents or insects.
It was said the First Argilian (The Prime Argilian, Father Argyle) was born eons ago(old piece of dust), anointed in an unholy sacrament of alcohol, drugs, loose change, and alcohol on a bed of empty beer cans in a van down by the river. This depraved act began a revolution; it begin in the sewers and now the surface is littered with them. They frequent liquor stores, mini marts, Walmart's; anywhere where their few needs can be met.
We cannot get out: we cannot get out
they have taken the LCBO and it's parking lot.
we cannot get out: the end
comes soon we hear drums, drums in the deep.
They are coming
Dietrich, in his last moments as Manager
Argilians appear normal from distances of 20m or more, but upon closer inspection they share features of Orcs or Goblins. Skin may be mistaken for a catchers mitt or an Elephants sphincter, there is no in-between. Strong wrists from a life time of holding beer cans/bottles is an evolutionary marvel. Hunched or with a limp, with a bag full of cans or bottles they trudge along the streets of Argyle. Some think these features count as a weakness but they would be mostly right. The closer to the ground one is, the better the viewing for change and mostly-smoked cigarette butts.
It was said the First Argilian (The Prime Argilian, Father Argyle) was born eons ago(old piece of dust), anointed in an unholy sacrament of alcohol, drugs, loose change, and alcohol on a bed of empty beer cans in a van down by the river. This depraved act began a revolution; it begin in the sewers and now the surface is littered with them. They frequent liquor stores, mini marts, Walmart's; anywhere where their few needs can be met.
We cannot get out: we cannot get out
they have taken the LCBO and it's parking lot.
we cannot get out: the end
comes soon we hear drums, drums in the deep.
They are coming
Dietrich, in his last moments as Manager
Argilians appear normal from distances of 20m or more, but upon closer inspection they share features of Orcs or Goblins. Skin may be mistaken for a catchers mitt or an Elephants sphincter, there is no in-between. Strong wrists from a life time of holding beer cans/bottles is an evolutionary marvel. Hunched or with a limp, with a bag full of cans or bottles they trudge along the streets of Argyle. Some think these features count as a weakness but they would be mostly right. The closer to the ground one is, the better the viewing for change and mostly-smoked cigarette butts.
by narsnail July 16, 2024
Get the Argilian mug.A piece of shit. He said he would fuck my sister. I really hope him the worst time of his life right now.
by Andrew tt November 5, 2023
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