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i would like to apologize

"I messed up again and i don't get why I'm so stupid"
Destiny "hunter why'd you drop that" hunter "i would like to apologize"
by Bruh i made a definition December 18, 2017
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San Francisco Apology

The sexual act of one man jerking off another man as a form of an apology. Sometimes more than two men are involved and multiple sessions may be required.
I got in a fight with my bro last night but I made it up to him with a San Francisco apology this morning.
by J Hammer esq. October 6, 2019
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Pineapple Pizza Apologist

Anyone who fiercely defends this abomination to pizza, to the point of appearing arrogant, condescending, and dismissive towards others with more sensible palettes.
Post: "You only hate pineapple pizza because of social media"
Person 1 showing post to person 2: "Yup looks like we have another pineapple pizza apologist on the lose"
by pwnagephake November 14, 2022
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DEEP THROAT APOTOMUS

The deepest of all deep throaters, a common insult used in a male shit talking contest usually ending the battle. also the grimyiest nastyiest most diabolical of all cock juggling cum guzzling and lip lickin cock sucker
by shit talking KING!! February 5, 2010
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Torture Apologist

I don't know what the definition is. I wish someone would define it for me. I see it used all over the internet and in print, but I don't see a bona fide definition for it. I came to the Urban Dictionary, but alas it is not here either.
Heck, I don't know what a torture apologist is. I see it in press, but what is it?
by kz5bw5 May 22, 2009
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Microsoft Apologist

Someone who is too stubborn or just in denial about the inadequacy in quality and effectiveness of Microsoft products compared to Apple products.

Symptoms are constantly defending and making excuses for the sub par product pumped out by Microsoft.

The person, has seen by outsiders, looks to be waging a hopeless war against impossible odds.

People have compared it to the Battle of the Alamo or Leningrad. One observer compared it to Star Wars; the Rebels v. the Empire. Except in this case the Empire won.

It can be painful to watch someone go down this dark road.

Just picture Rocky I but at the end rocky dies. And Loses. And Apollo bones Adrian.
Microsoft Apologist: "For your information, sir, We can use Windows XP for the remainder of this century. Further more, you think your computer is so cool. Can it get Viruses? I didn't think so!"
by Myland3r March 18, 2011
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Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?
I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.
by anonymous June 14, 2018
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