acopolypse

If you're at a party and a ridiculous amount of cops decide to invade your party and you're highly outnumbered

Adam "Hey man there's a shitload of cop cars outside the house!"

Conor "Quick, Run! It's the Acopolypse"

by RonocMcfoley77 April 6, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse

The lamest form of Apocalypse and the least likely that consists of people wanting to become easy bad asses by confronting waves of really slow and or stupid zombies that are revived humans that want brains/ flesh. I even heard the white house wasted our tax dollars by creating an entirely separate bunker for a zombie apocalypse I really don't get the appeal behind it.The walking dead is not a really a good series either. Nothing happens for 20 minutes in the show and the characters are kind of lame and under developed, the video game is shit too it's not even a video game it's a bunch of quick time events that don't really effect the out come, but I get it, it's zombies. a Virus can't possibly revive corpses or command it's host to go kill other potential hosts. A Alien apocalypse is more bad ass so is a viral virus or even a meteor.

Idiot: I would kill so many zombies man, I have a bunker with an armory, I spent a quarter of my salary for 10 years to create it man.
Jimmy: You dumb ass, what a waste of money a zombie apocalypse is the least likely to happen.

by Mrawesomesauce101 March 11, 2013

Zombie Apocalpyse

The REAL reason the wolrd is ending in 2012.

Man 1: "Dude, what's with all the Nerf guns?"
Man 2: "I'm stocking up for the zombie apocalpyse."

by Supernothing May 29, 2010

Apocalypsing

Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby

Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!

by PopBlink November 22, 2020

apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

apopalypse

the day the fucked up world bands all soda and carbonated beverages

customer: ill have a coke
waiter:were all out of coke
Customer:oh fuck the apopalypse is here

by jim bulby August 1, 2010

Dutch apocalypse

When a girl is going down on you and she is to deep to breathe and her nose is on your resting on your nuts you let out a fart and hold her there so she has to breathe through her nose. Also, known as the Total Recall due to the resemblance of the faces made when exposed to mars atmosphere.

I did the Dutch apocalypse on my cheating wife. I may be getting a divorce. However, she will totally Recall the moment every time she hears a fart.

by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018