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Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.
David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!
by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016
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Hungry Antelope

The act of pouring a liquid substance down ones ass hole then sucking the shit out of it as to mimic an antelope.
“Dude I just gave my cousin a hungry antelope

“Fuck the zoo, I’ll just get a hungry antelope
by Hjjddgbbjj November 10, 2021
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Kaylin Anteneh

literally the coolest person in the entire world she’s so pretty and beautiful and smart and amazing and every other good adjective I love her so much and she’s my best friend and favorite person ever!
by Ja11 August 30, 2022
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De'ante

Is a total power bottom. Reads too much anime. Naruto walks to class. UWU girl.
I nearly got knocked out by De'ante Naruto running.

Jesus pegged De'ante after De'ante told him to.
by Chocolate Poet.King January 15, 2023
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Up'n Tha Ante

To recondition a sound so that others may try to understand. In effect by a DJ Check out: DJ Bezerker - Up'n the Ante... links on facebook
Happy Hardcore needs new presentations, such as Up'n Tha Ante
by bezerker April 7, 2017
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Explosive anteater

When one pulls his foreskin over the tip of the penis and twist ties it shut, then jacks off till the foreskin is full of cum. Next step is to find an unexpecting person sitting on a bench,or chair or just in spray range, pull penis out and let the twist tie loose and explode the cum all over the face of the person.
I woke up one morning and decided to give my sister an explosive anteater for breakfast!
by irish cockfoot August 5, 2010
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Antelope

- An "antelope" refers to incredibly hot, peaking or pretty 15-18 year old girls.

- Adjective used to describe attractive, peaking 15-18 year olds that is either girlfriend or one night stand material.

- Only men aged under 18 have the right to use the term "antelope" or it is considered as pedofilia.
1. Nick - hey matt, look at those hot girls at boost juice.
Matt - OMG thats antelope!

2. Nick - Should of seen the amount of antelope I saw at the party last night.
Matt - The Antelope to guy ratio at our 18th is gonna be 4:1
by emvizzle September 5, 2012
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