Martin Alvarado

If you are named this you are the best

Martin Alvarado is the best

by anonymous May 6, 2022

Edson Alvarez

Edson Alvarez is the best player on the Pexico national team and plays for Ajax in the Eredivisie.

Wow did you see the amazing performance Edson Alvarez had in the Champions League! He completely stopped that teams attack!

by edsonalvarez4 May 14, 2022

Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos

A cold hearted brunette big lip widow, Mellie murdered 6 of her own amongst her late wife. Mellie has a drinking problem. Mellie goes to rehab now. Don’t be a mellie.

Bro get the f**k away from her she’s a Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos

by Mellie Alvarez-Hoyos July 19, 2022

Armando Alvarado

Known to be the sexiest man on earth, has a GIGANTIC shlong size of 2 inches. Can please any may and or woman within 3 seconds.

Yo, Armando Alvarado, how's your da- *sexually pleased beyond belief *

by Obamna November 1, 2022

Sherri Alvarenga

defined as Very smart, sexy, and powerful. Has a heart of Gold.

Thats Sherri Alvarenga

by Rigflairdrip November 8, 2022

Julian Alvarez

A great Argentinan footballer who has dominated croatia and has won the World Cup, Champions League, Premier League and FA Cup.

Julian Alvarez takes free kicks well.

by MasonBak3r413 June 11, 2023

Lazaro Alvarez

A niggaraguan with a monster sized cock

Chester-Have you seen Lazaro Alvarez’s monster cock?
Bufert-Na nigga I ain’t gay

by Qosndbjej March 15, 2024