Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.
"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"
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"I knew this guy who made sure to instruct his girls to have a back alley Abortion to save them money with Geico"
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by wynnfoster March 24, 2008
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*see also AlleyCat - Male*
*see also AlleyCat - Male*
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