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albanian cattle sack

When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
Hey Franz and Claus, are you guys ready for our monthly Albanian cattle sack?
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
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Albane

"Man I wish I had Albane as a sister"
"Your sister Albane is awesome"
by madamemoi February 7, 2010
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Aleyna

She is the type that could whip yo ass in seconds, she's not a crybaby she's pretty tough. If you meet an Aleyna, she's most likely to be a freak.
Girl 1: hey, don't mess with Aleyna.
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because she'll send you to a different dimension.
by MrOhmagoodness July 25, 2021
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Albino Black Sheep

Someone who differs from the rest of their family by being relatively normal. The other members may be wild partiers or mentally unstable or anything else with a generally negative connotation while the Albino Black Sheep is tame/sane.
Bert: Yo, I had a foursome last night with the triplets Becca, Betty, and Bernice. Should I go for their sister Brittany tonight?

Bob: Nah dude, she's an Albino Black Sheep, she's not as easy as her sisters.
by Ebaum S World June 9, 2011
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Albany, Vermont

An alleged town in Vermont that curiously has a name even though there is nothing there, nobody knows about it, and for all intents and purposes it does not exist.
Greg: "Is there an Albany, Vermont?"
Brad: "I don't think so."
by EmptyShell September 9, 2011
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Albanian Assassin

Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013
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Albin

Albin isn't a human he is a god! A Very successful man thats look very good. He is a ladies man that gets Every girl he want.And he is very rich
Do you see that handsome and beutieful man?that most be Albin
by King19211921 December 13, 2016
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