Florida Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of an alligator

Florida abortion:

Jack and his wife were in the Orlando area, so they stopped by the Everglades to get rid of Jack Jr. on the way back from the bar

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

Gay abortion

The action of evacuating ones bowels of semen after anal intercourse between two men.

My boyfriend and I had a long night of intercourse, After he came I had to have a gay abortion.

by Dasadistuc1 November 8, 2018

Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

late abortion

shooting a newborn

mum: i need a late abortion
baby: ok boomer end my suffering now
mum: doc get the gun
doctor: ok then milf
doctor: *shoots the baby*

by imawhore123 January 17, 2020

The 3 P's of Aborigines

The term refers to Piss, Paint and Petrol

Gunyah 1. Hey what's that nunga doing?

Gunyah 2. He's just adhering to the 3 P's of Aborigines mate

by Floorduck September 24, 2023

albordas

albatos, alfredo, albordas. totally not a misspelling of albedo.

omg have you seen albordas in genshin impact?? you know, my favorite character, albordas, the alchemist! 😍

by tortilla simp April 21, 2021

turd abortion

The result of accidentally or intentionally scooping one or more pieces of shit out of either your ass or someone else's ass with your fingers. Usually done in a sexual act.

Any removal of shit from an ass other than the normal grunt-and-push method.

I was fingering the hell out of her ass and ended up performing a turd abortion.

by KenPone March 25, 2005