avocado o'clock

The late time of night during which the word avocado is funny enough to elicit laughter

A: Wow, it's late. What time is it?
B: 4:30.
A: Is it avocado o'clock yet?
B: Avocado! HahaHAhaHAHah

by ch1r0nex December 28, 2010

The Slippery Avocado®

The Slippery Avocado® is when an avocado is a bit wetter than usual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Also a lesbian sex position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) that I want to try ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Mm~

Oh yeah~

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hey Samantha *wink* wanna try The Slippery Avocado® with me? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

avocado slut

An avocado slut is a female or male who has a lot of anal sex. The missing spot after the pit is taken out looks like a butthole, this is the purpose for calling someone an avocado slut.

"I hit that from behind last night"

"Bro she's such an avocado slut!!"

by Yoncéswag21 September 18, 2015

Avocado

1. someone upon whom incredibly attractive physical characteristics have been bestowed

2. a very tasty mild "fruit" with a faint buttery texture. The word avocado originates from the Aztec word for testicle, in reference to the shape of the fruit.

person 1: mmm, mmm, MMM angela, did you see that avocado in bio today?

person 2: OH GOD!! He's so HOT!


I enjoy avocados.

by my name is mimi, will you marry me? March 7, 2003

Avocado

A female you would be down to fuck. One which is worthy of being nutted into

Cesar: "Damn bro look at that avocado"
OwenFerguson:" you're right cesar that's an avocado. JD avocado or rotten avocado?"
JD:"Hell yes avocado"
Mark:"I heard There was an avocado."
Albert: "oh look Cesar's with the avocado wtf that was quick"
*Cesar scores the avocado and goes home to PIPE

by Sleekcharacter May 16, 2017

avocado sandwich

Having felatio performed by two girls simultaneously. As in the two halves of the avocado surrounding the seed.

Janet and Marie gave me one hell of an avocado sandwich in the van!

by Tubarino January 2, 2009

Reverse Avocado

Reverse Avocado is a type of sexual position where a pregnant woman lies face down and the penis enters from behind. The unborn baby usually grasps onto the penis for support during intercourse.

Put simply, it's not for the faint of heart - but then again, what is? With its unique and intimate appeal, Reverse Avocado offers something truly special.

by Proud and Nasty April 24, 2023