broke auntie

A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.

Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.

Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.

Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.

Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!

by CallMeCrimson44 June 20, 2022

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auntie jo

She is very small and loves the colour red, simple as that.

Yo dude, that women is very small and is wearing red!

By process of elimination she must be an auntie jo

by Communismrocksdude January 4, 2018

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Aunty Mfon

Is partly kind partly mean. love to cook and works for my aunt

Be like aunty mfon

by Clairlisa March 16, 2021

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Aunty De

A Aunty who’d love you to the moon and back, give great advice, loves you for you and understands everything about you. Even if she doesn’t she’ll try and that doesn’t stop her from loving you.

Man my Aunty De is awesome.

by MotherMushroom November 23, 2021

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