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Ashleigh

Ashleigh is a kind, sweet and protective over the people she cares about. Never be rude, mean or bully an Ashleigh, otherwise she will become your worst nightmare. If you find an Ashleigh with green eyes befriend her. They are loyal friends and will do anything g to keep you happy. Can be cold and emotionless at times, just need to show her some love and she will be happy again!
"Look there is Ashleigh, protecting her friends again"
"Hey Ash!"
by #TheAnimalLife June 13, 2019
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Intermittent Asshole Syndrome

More commonly known as I.A.S., those who are afflicted with Intermittent Asshole Syndrome are known mainly by their lack of a filter between the things they think, and what actually comes out of their mouths. I.A.S. is in the "Foot in Mouth Spectrum" of disorders and is highly contagious.

Once encountered, I.A.S. can take weeks or months to become evident or it may have acute onset, taking only moments. Sufferers are cynical, critical and vindictive on an intermittent basis. The sydrome is fairly common among management personnel and security and law enforcement officers. Intermittent Assholes are generally very likeable, fun-loving and sweet people. Alcohol typically intensifies symptoms. Some people with I.A.S. believe themselves to be very funny, and infact some truly are. Contact with customers or the public in general tends to exacerbate symptoms and increase the frequency and intensity of outbreaks.

True sociopathic behavior is not associated with I.A.S..

Treatment is still in development.
Sorry I cracked a joke when you told me something personal and expected me to take you seriously. My Intermittent Asshole Syndrome has been acting up
by Mcott73 August 22, 2010
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Asshole's Advocate

When somebody questions another and takes the opposite viewpoint on a particular subject in a way to provoke thinking, they play devils advocate. Asshole's advocate does the same, but makes himself look like a total fucking asshole.
Devils Advocate:
Jim: The government should really crack down on gun owners. With stricter laws, people would be safer from criminals.

Bob: Then what happens if the government takes away guns, and a criminal comes in with a weapon off the black market. What do you do? I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Asshole's Advocate:
Bill: I think I'll leave college a couple years early. I would be happier pursing my passion for art than I would getting my law degree.

Steve: Then what will you do when somebody says to your face that you're a fucking failure and an art bitch who flunked out of school? Then your shitty art goes nowhere and you can't get a job because you're fucking stupid. I'm just playing devil's advocate.

Bill: You're playing asshole's advocate you judgmental piece of crap.
by rogerthewhale December 13, 2012
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Inner Asshole

When you take a shit and some magic inner asshole pinches it off before your normal ass hole does. You then wipe and wipe; and you can tell your ass is totally clean! Then, 15 minutes later ... bam you have itchy ass because your inner asshole let a bit more shit out.
Jack: "Jim, why are you fidgeting and keep squirming in your seat"

Jim "dewd, my inner asshole got one over on me again, i just can't get my ass clean"

"YES! I finally got one over on my inner asshole and got my ass wiped clean.
by Lascivious January 6, 2011
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itchy asshole

An anus that has an uneasy irritating sensation
He who go to bed with itchy asshole, wake with stinky finger.
by King Shit February 26, 2003
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Black Asshole

Damn it Butters, you Black Asshole!
by John Bassett December 10, 2006
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Asshole Atheist

An atheist who goes out of his or her way to argue about religion and treats all religious people with disrespect. This is a common phase which newly atheistic people go through. Those who remain Asshole Atheists after the fact may be generally antisocial or using atheism to compensate for a lack of other interesting traits.
Asshole Atheists generally give other atheists a bad name because others associate atheism with them rather than those who don't point out their atheism when not provoked.
Theist: You atheists are so obnoxious, Noah just bitched me out for saying "God bless you" when he sneezed.
Atheist: Dude, he's just an Asshole Atheist, don't associate the rest of us with him.
by the incredidouche September 10, 2010
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