ape hangers

man boobs that sag with great severity, also having the ability to use aforementioned man boobs as leverage.

that kid just used his ape hangers to get out of the pool in the deep end.

by Seanchito Lopez August 6, 2011

ape shit

1-Really Fucked Up
2-Acting in a really fucked up way

The lion went apeshit and started to eat ppl

by Anonymous April 27, 2003

ape shit crazy

an avanced version of ape shit

Ape Shit + Hyphy = Ape Shit Crazy

by truth {906} August 22, 2007

ape dos mil

an awesome song by the awesome band "glassjaw".

in portuguese, this means one of a thousand, or something like that.

-im gonna buy myself a sagway!
-you're ape dos mil..

by taylorbaylor July 25, 2009

Ape Nugget

When one poops and what comes out are small oblong or oval/egg shaped lumps, those my friend, are ape nuggets.

Fuck man, Skeeter ate some bad chicken w/ broccoli and ended up in the bathroom at the Ting Ting blowing ape nuggets.

by Lil' Hepatitis December 29, 2010

ape legs

Short for the battle royale game Apex Legends.

you wanna play some ape legs tonight?

by Shin-Nippori February 8, 2019

Ape Index

The approximate distance that a man can through a foreskin after it has been removed

“Then a stranger ,with an ape index of over 60 feet, grabbed my newly shedded flab, and hurled it east.”

by BigRiceEater June 16, 2019