Death anxiety

Death anxiety is the phobia of getting murdered. Also known as common sense.

Nikki: You see that guy over there?
Elizabeth: yah he gives me death anxiety
Nikki: doesnt everything?

by Ready Katt? Looky here! June 19, 2019

Urination Anxiety

common in men; anxiety achieved when one begins peeing and starts to freak out over:
a) whether they will miss the bowl
b) whether they will hit the seat
c) splashback
d)* whether people will look at them awkwardly if they pee for a short period of time, take their time to commence sad peeing or laugh at them for having a small penis.

* this is for urinals

Frank: Whats taking Jim so long?

Pat: Jim gets Urination Anxiety, he has a hard time hitting the inside of the bowl and it takes him a bit of time to line up his shot.

by McGoogan.Houzen September 4, 2011

Bus Anxiety

(n.) a temporary syndrome, during which one exhibits the symptoms of intermittently and repetitively standing up from the bus stop bench, walking to the curb and occasionally far into the street, and looking far down the approaching roadway only to sit down again immediately thereafter. This can lead to the more permanent condition known as Bus Stop Syndrome which is more prevalent for those who remain in a seated position. Those who are particulary adept at Bus Spotting seem to be immune from this syndrome. The syndrome is alleviated when the awaited bus arrives, and may be accompanied by a bus jig. Another known cure for this syndrome is to quickly slam a beer or another alcoholic beverage while waiting.

Jack, seated: Hey man, if you need to get up and dance around, the bathroom's behind the bus stop, not in front of it!

Moe: No, this thing is supposed to come by every 10 minutes and it's been about 25 since I've been here!

Jack: I think you might have a case of Bus Anxiety. You better crack a beer and get that taken care of.

by ssppuunn November 4, 2009

Eid Anxiety

The fear of being judged, stared at, looked down to and being told you gained/lost weight during Ramadan.

I do not want to go to my family gathering because of Eid anxiety.

by SMAhmed June 25, 2017

urinal anxiety

I have this condition and I'm not male... but what this is is basically not being able to piss when someones right outside the bathroom or is in the bathroom stall next to you for fear of someone hearing you pee or accidently blasting one.

I couldn't pee cuz some hot guy was outside waiting to use the toilet, I turned the water on and it still wouldn't flow.

by cruella June 16, 2005

weight anxiety

weight anxiety is the over stress of wanting to loose wight; people with this will always be looking for a way to loose weight even if unhealthy

She has weight anxiety because she's on her 6th diet in 4 months.

He has weight anxiety because he's always working out and barely eating.

by hotmess_2012 May 15, 2016

anxiety beer

When you show up to a social gathering and feel out of place or uncomfortable, in an axious state. This leads to the chugging of your initial beers until anxiety subsides.

I was so freaked out before you guys showed up to the party, I had 3 anxiety beers.

by Dubsss July 16, 2017