Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

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lame-alarm

to sound the lame-alarm is to alert those around you of something lame happening at that moment, especially in the case of bad jokes/puns. Usually said so it sounds like a foghorn.

"This is so... punny!!!"
"omg, lame-alarm!"

by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

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Cum Alarm

Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'

I woke up Kylie with the 'Cum Alarm;.

by Gergos September 26, 2011

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Bone Alarm

Morning wood, morning glory, bit of a stiffy in the morning.

Holey moley vik, I woke up to a raging bone alarm.

by mjmjmjmjmjmj November 10, 2011

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The sound made by a teabaggee whilst performing the act for which the alarm is named. The noise serves as a warning (or in some cases, an invitation) to passersby that there is, in fact, a teabagging in progress.

I was about to open the door, but then I heard Chris sounding the teabag alarm on the other side.

by 24JackBauer24 November 10, 2009

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