Emotional accountant

Everyone's favorite person in time of emotional outburst.
The one with wisdom, philosophy and patience who will listen to you and try his/her best, and usually succeed in making you calm and composed again.

And would probably make a balance sheet of your emotions before wandering away, till you try to find him/her next.

Generally doesn't charge you for service provided.

Dude 1: Look at Mike, he's everyone's emotional accountant.
Dude 2: Yeah I saw Kelly crying on his shoulders yesterday after her break up with Chad.

by bluejay24 August 23, 2010

Accountability Culture

When a person is held accountable for their words or deeds by losing privileges such as jobs, book deals, social media followers, etc.

The publisher canceling Senator Hawley's book deal is accountability culture, not cancel culture.

by SlapTheBasil January 8, 2021

Account Emporium

One of the best and cheapest Minecraft and VPN account shop Owned by a very nice guy.

I get all my accounts from Account Emporium

by iCrack March 4, 2018

corporate accountability

the process by which a corporation is held accountable for its effects on the environment and the community that it is in.

Some corporations pollute the environment and our human resources laws affect how a corporation relates to individuals in the community. Corporate accountability relates to limits on the pollution of the environment and it also relates to the following of human resources laws.

by EvaLissens September 20, 2009

burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards

if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account

by Sexydimma December 10, 2020

parody account

an account where they pose as a celebrity/big brand and make fun of said thing

have you seen the Trump parody account where he whines about his small hands?

by Sam the good samaritan June 5, 2017

current account

(n.) Account that gives little, or in most cases no interest. Holds the personal short-term money transactions. It is a fluctuating account held for either private or business reasons, sometimes at a bank, although in the case of the latter, may be held within a business. Credits to this account are share of profit, salary and interest allowed on capital account. Debits are loss of profit or drawings.

My current account statement from the bank has me overdrawn.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004