Loose hairs

When your hair falls out, then you sing "LOOOOSE HAIRS."

Yo, Shane, you got some loose hairs?

I don't think so.

*hair falls out*

:o LOOSE HAIRS

by BALLSACK February 19, 2018

hair shock

The period of time, usually about a week, it takes to get used to a new hair style or colour.

Kristy refrained from going to the bar with her friends because she was in hair shock.

by Molly Malone37 February 11, 2010

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 08, 2005

if there's hair... i'm there

a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

by money shots May 16, 2008

grunge hair

Grunge hair is the hairstyle of someone who is into grunge music (such as Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soungarden) and is a proper grunger. Their hairstyle will be long and straggly, perhaps covering a large part of their face.

Tarquin: Wow, you're hair's so messy and cool!
Pablo: Oh, thanks mate.
Tarquin: You must be a grunger with that grunge hair.
Pablo: Yeh, I'm so into grunge. Might as well have the grunge hair too.
Tarquin: Let's go and make fun of some emos!

by Metalhead Grunger Girl June 12, 2006

cock hair

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

by Boys of Menom February 13, 2012

Shaft Hair

Pubic hair on the shaft of the penis. Very inconvenient.

Be extra careful when trimming shaft hair as the skin is very sensitive.

by ALRIGHTGOO November 05, 2007