May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

December 9th

On December 9th, there’s a tik tok trend where people will ask their crush out on that day

Jack: Hey bro you participating in December 9th?
Logan: What’s on December 9th?
Jack: It’s the day you ask your crush out!

by •|Hope|• December 3, 2019

May 9th

National Him A Booty Pic Day

Make his day with a booty pic :)

Omg it’s May 9th, I have to send him a booty pic

by mxj April 28, 2022

December 9th

Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me

You hopped on among us on December 9th?

by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021

January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

December 9th

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021

November 9th

November 9th is when you confess your love to your bff (if you like them)

Go tell jaden your bff you like him, its November 9th!

I should tell Naomi I like her on November 9th

by Your guide hon November 7, 2019