December 9th

National leave your girl on read day

Bsf he left me on open

Did you not know today is December 9th?

by Toxic shit December 9, 2020

December 9th

December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."

random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."

by Propqnvity December 9, 2020

January 9th

It's the day whey you can force your male friends to buy you nutella

Kate: I want that nutella buy it to me
Adam: why the fuck should I?
Kate: cuz izt's january 9th dumbass

by Nyshida December 17, 2020

February 9th

a person born on February 9th gets railed by and person of their choice

person 1: hey it’s February 9th
person 2: omfg ...
person 1: come over right now
person 2: im on my way

by musterious February 6, 2021

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

May 9th

Its the 9th day of the 5th month and on that day it is chez day and u eat chez and worship chez and give chez to almighty mouse and then u sacrifice your life for mouse

Its may 9th :)
Lets go worship chez and mouse

by The real deal guy March 16, 2021

December 9th

Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me

You hopped on among us on December 9th?

by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021