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Human garbage. Disease ridden filth monster. Its like a swamp monster mated with a pile of garbage and had an ass child abortion that crawled out of its own grave covered in dirt and excrement. It is a being of pure hate and malice. A Tozser lives off of cocaine and the fear of young nubile men. Prolonged exposure to a Tozser will cause, STD's, strange smells, sleepless nights, anxiety and possible death by scissors.
Tozser
cunt
whore
skank
rim job
blue waffle
double penetration
prostitute

tossed salad dressing

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.
tossed salad dressing by futga January 30, 2012

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette 

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.
Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

Tossed around the room 

To have vigorous / rough sex in multiple positions in various locations within one room.
“Liked to get tossed around the room tonight, think I’ll call Bob”

Heads or tails a tossed coin 

The saying "Heads or tails a tossed coin." Is a metaphor for the uncertainties that will come with life.
"Heads or tails a tossed coin, a metaphor for the uncertainties of life, of course a wise player, always cheats."

tossed up 

to get fucked up by someone else. 2) to have the shit kicked out of one. 3) to have sex in a place where getting caught is a possibility
Damn dog, Jefferey got tossed up the other day for talking shit! 2) Ey dude, Edwin tossed up Brenda in the bathroom yesterday...
tossed up by El Fuser April 8, 2006