dirty omen

a filthy short rapist that pretends like he can dunk

friend: is your mate a dirty omen?

me: yeah he's so shit

by Kiwi_Red January 23, 2023

Dirty Diego

When a sexy man named Diego fucks you so hard that you become so overstimulated you could cry, then he cream pies inside you.

I had an overwhelmingly good time during dirty Diego last night ;)

by inlovewithdiego October 22, 2025

Dirty Perez

When you release your bowels onto your partners chest, then proceed to rub both your chests together. Smearing the content, until your chest looks hairy!!!!!!

You hear my girl wants to try the Dirty Perez??? My showers gonna stink for a month

by PCVicePrinciple July 19, 2021

dirty slim shady

The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.

I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!

by slumlordslim October 24, 2022

Dirty Lou

The act of consuming a chili dog that has been inserted into a sexual partner’s anus.

She and I had Dirty Lou’s for lunch yesterday; cleaning the sheets took forever.

by WooooookieCrisp January 25, 2025

dirty malachy

Like a dirty Sanchez but for worse with increasing levels of depravity depending on how many people in the room are protestants.

That night was messy, like a dirty Malachy in an Anglican dance hall

by malandjohn March 31, 2020

Dirty Dog

After a hard days work when your covered in dirt and sweat you jack off whilst still dirty

I’m to lazy to take a shower I’ll just dirty dog it

by Panda SKRT July 2, 2019