suck my dick rock

Just making a rock sucking his dick, apparently very gay. It all started with a trumpet player that like his dick to be duck by a saxophone player that rejected him

Suck my dick rock, it’s humungous(humongusus)

by Bakasama February 22, 2022

big dick weight

Getting the most weight galvanized on a shift. Getting the most work done of all 3 shifts on a day.

If we run all those I beams today, we are going to get big dick weight. Even though our foreman has a small penis, he compensates by getting big dick weight at work.

by Cool Hand Stew February 23, 2022

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Dick

Putin

Putin is a dick.

by pleasedontbanmeurbandictionary February 24, 2022

Dick

Putin

Putin didn’t have one so he was one, a dick

by Ihateputin February 25, 2022

Dinnerplate Dick

A Dick which is on the shorter side in length but Oh Mama, is that thing wide.

G1: Yeah, last night I finally got to at least try to have sex with my Boyfriend.
G2: No Way! What happened?
G1: Well, we didn't really do anything, mostly because he had a Dinnerplate Dick.

by BizarreReference February 26, 2022

dick whistle

when a man goes to ejaculate, but shoots a blank, accompanied by a strange whistle that comes from the pee hole of his penis.

a dick whistle is the weirdest thing i have ever heard, i didnt think they were real until i let out a dick whistle after banging for the 6th time in one day!!

by binjamin binnington III esq. February 27, 2022