Waffle up

A dramatic improvement to a person, situation, or thing.

She just bought her new home which has three more bedrooms and two more bathrooms, a total waffle up.

by Reubensandwich28 June 29, 2021

waffle cramp

the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina

girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her

by napper:) June 6, 2011

Twat Waffle

A person who is to you, like a waffle sore is to a Vagina.

Girl, Roberto the 3rd is a Twat Waffle, actually I'd prefer an actual Twat Waffle.

by MendAkin October 17, 2019

Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh

This is an idiom that you say instead of using bad words when you are in front of kids.

This is a complete Waffled-egg-syrup scabadoosh!

by Aphi_losopher January 19, 2022

Waffle Fart

A waffle fart is something you call someone who is square (boring) and you don't want around you.

I don't want him to come, he's a waffle fart.

by ChrispyJay January 18, 2018

Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

pudding waffle

When you cum in side of a vagina that has blue waffles and it leaks out

I gave my wife a really nice and tasty pudding waffle last night

by Curly2725 July 24, 2016