my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

Dad

Still going to get milk

My dad is gone getting milk

by Nigerian Prince V69 March 2, 2022

Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Dad

The person everybody is supposed to have in life but loses to a gallon of milk and a prostitute.

I aint seen my dad in 16 years fuck that bitch.

by pseudonym12345678909 January 20, 2022

Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

by ramarin March 15, 2023

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022