sausages in front of the tell

an "at home hang-out" with only male friends

*SKEPTA TESTS MICROPHONE*: "sausages...sausages in front of the telli, ok it works. IT AINT SAFE O THE BLOCK!"

by cardi-cockbiter August 30, 2022

sausage dripper

A person usually male who enjoys take out their genitals and letting it drop

"oh have you heard tony is a sausage dripper

by fre-sha-voca-do May 11, 2016

The Sausage Roll

The sausage roll is where you buy a Greggs sausage roll and keep it at home you remove the sausage and insert your own “sausage” and then ask your partner to suck and eat the sausage roll

“I’ll give you the sausage roll if you shut up”

by Sargebutter June 07, 2025

Sausage Mouth

When You eat a sausage,and then fart,you taste sausage in your mouth

Hey bro ,last night I was so poes honger I ate a worsie and had to take a vet kak and then I had sausage mouth

by Pussydestroyer417 March 16, 2021

Sausage Mouth

Someone who's love of sausages is so extreme it has completely altered the smell of their breath to what can only be decribed as entering a room that has been scented by sausage candles. You may think this sounds like a delightful smell....you would be very wrong

Edwards don't you breath on me you've got sausage mouth

by SGW86 December 05, 2014

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 04, 2009

Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin September 10, 2017