A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.
Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.
by Assbag666 May 28, 2013
A useless person. One who is unable to do anything that requires initiative, patience or determination, other then complaining.
I asked if it was ok to leave my bag there but some shit stick came along and said it was against health and safety rules.
by Kimbaliod December 01, 2009
by Slex Amall December 09, 2006
by NZBDS November 14, 2013
Slang for 'a large poo.' When your desperate for a MASSIVE shit. Also if you wait long enough your poo could turn 'banging.'
Person: This shit just turned banging.
or
Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!
or
Person 1: Gosh I need a Banging Shit.
Person 2: How do you know its Banging?
Person 1: Because I tell its going to be huge!!
by Rebbs July 05, 2010
The term often exclaimed, whispered or said with an expression of complete mind Fuckedness out of utter confusion or realisation
by TinkieTonkz March 02, 2017
The comet shit can be defined as a large hard turd (sometimes nearly perfectly round like that of a donut hole) followed by a spray of loose diarrhea. When defecating, often times the thrust necessary to push this initial round turd "out" creates a rocketing ball of feces followed by a shower of watery slime.
by BLACKLIST138 June 04, 2010